“Having children is like living in a frat house -- nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.” ∼ Ray Romano ∼ I’ve heard the comparison before that babies learning to walk are very much like tiny drunk people. As I’ve watched my one year old girl become a walker (her brother … Continue reading Keeping the Tiny Drunks Alive
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The Happy Mom
"My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.” ∼ Newt Scamander, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay by J.K. Rowling ∼ I am a worrier by nature. I worry about things I said or did. I worry about things I WILL say or do. I worry about things that happened … Continue reading The Happy Mom
Battle Scars and Bath Time Wars
"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." ∼ Erma Bombeck ∼ She had been through war. Her hair and clothes were dripping wet with sweat and water. Her energy was zapped. She could barely hold her head up as she sat in the … Continue reading Battle Scars and Bath Time Wars